4. Ben Affleck: "They Would Like it Better if You Did the Show Topless"


Note to viewers: this video was actually supposed to an "interview" by Montreal TV host Anne-Marie Losique. In reality, it looks like one of those lifetime movies where Ben is playing the drunk college frat boy rapist and Anne-Marie is playing the victim that is desperately trying to escape. Highlights of the video include:

"They would like it better if you did the show topless."
"You usually show a lot more cleavage than this. What's the story, why are you covering it up today? You could be in church you should have that rack on display." 

"You know you should work at Fox in LA. You'd blend right in, they'd love you. Fox LA they have a pole that they dance on."
"These breasts are very firm. Suspiciously firm I have to say. They are like two giant stones."

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